Chuck Norris can speak braille
I know I’m a bit late to blog about this, but the “Chuck Norris Facts” twitter page has been my source of comedy and laughter for the past few weeks.
On a side note, don’t you think Twitter has caught on again after a lull, and is now experiencing a second breath of life? I certainly feel it has. The micro-blogging platform has become such an internet phenomenon I’m surprised that companies are not utilising this social networking tool to their advantage as much as I liked.
Who’d guess that an abbreviated thought could be so powerful!
I feel that facebook status updates has actually helped spur that interest. And the integration of platforms by using tools like facebook applications has definitely help make it alot more user friendly for twits like me. I’m currently using TwitterFox on my Firefox, and the Twitter application on my Facebook. Ok enough geek talk.
Am loving the “twits” I’m following, if you want to follow my mundane tweets 
, the link to my twitter page is on the top right corner of this blog.
Anyway, back to Chuck.
In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as “Chuck Norris Facts“, which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris himself. -from wikipedia
Here’s a few of my fav CN Facts that has helped me get through those long days:
- Chuck Norris only needs one hand to clap it
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
- There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- Chuck Norris can speak braille
- Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
- Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always
- Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi
Here’s something I found on someone’s blog:
Go to google.com and type “Find Chuck Norris†in the search box. Do not click the ‘Google Search’ button or press ‘Enter’ on your keyboard.
Now take a deep breath and wipe that sweat from your brow, then slowly move the mouse pointer until it’s directly over the “I’m feeling lucky†button, and press it.
If you are still alive to tell the tale, please leave a comment.
When Chuck Norris drives under ERP his bank account gets credited.
When Chuck Norris wants to enter MRT, he just waves his hand over transitlink card reader.
When Chuck Norris pees, the Merlion stops spouting water.
haha i like the ctrl one
i did the find CN thing, n i got directed to nochucknorris.com whose mainpage looks like a google zero search results page with the tag “Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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oh i forgot to mention that i saw “that’s IT!” yesterday n u were featured in it and that u were tasked to test the durability n toughness of some the gadgets shown on the show.
one thing that struck me the most, was the moment when u cycled next to timothy goh, n u had the look of awkwardness all over your face, after realising that tim goh looked so very dwarfy as compared to u on the bike. ahha. but being matured adults as the both of u are, u two simply shrugged off the discrepancies in height n continued with the program.
I love this Chuck Norris thing!! Some pple thing it’s lame tho =\ Anyways, i never did get this Twitter thing..time to go read up..hehe
fyi… type in “french military victories” in google and click on i’m feeling lucky
snigger snigger…Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye…sniger again then ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
CN jokes never fail to make me laugh a little. esp in this gloomy weather
@ gizmoe that’s a good one. I wonder if there’s a site that compiles all these google easter eggs.
@derrick to add on, Google gave a couple suggestions: run, before he finds you, or try a different person.
Damn! I missed That’s IT!! Show me!!
When Chuck Norris takes a piss from a plane, this is what happens http://bit.ly/jq59Y
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